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Just a few words for all the AMMO Brothers and Sisters all over the world .. where ever ya are just remember ....

I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S.

  Ammo Challenge / Coin History

 During World War I, American volunteers from all parts of the country filled the newly formed flying squadrons. Some were wealthy scions attending colleges such as Yale and Harvard who quit in midterm to join the war. In one squadron, a wealthy lieutenant ordered medallions struck in solid bronze carrying the squadron emblem for every member of his squadron. He himself carried his medallion in a small leather sack about his neck. Shortly after acquiring the medallions, this pilot's aircraft was severely damaged by ground fire. He was forced to land behind enemy lines and was immediately captured by a German Patrol. In order to discourage his escape, the Germans took all of his personal identification except for the small leather pouch around his neck. In the meantime, he was taken to a small French town near the front. Taking advantage of a bombardment that night he donned civilian clothes and escaped. However, he was without personal identification. He succeeded in avoiding German patrols and reached the front lines. With great difficulty, he crossed no-man's land. Eventually, he stumbled into a French outpost. Unfortunately, the French in this sector of the front had been plagued by saboteurs. They sometimes masqueraded as civilians and wore civilian clothes. Not recognizing the young pilot's American accent, the French thought him to be a saboteur and made ready to execute him. Just in time, he remembered his leather pouch containing the medallion. He showed the medallion to his would-be executioners. His French captors recognized the squadron insignia on the medallion and delayed long enough for him to confirm his identity. Instead of shooting him, they gave him a bottle of wine. Back with his squadron, it became a tradition to ensure that all members carried their medallion or coin at all times. This was accomplished through a challenge in the following manner, a challenger would ask to see the coin, If the challenger could not produce his coin, he was required to purchase a drink of choice for the member who had challenged him. If the challenged member produced his coin, then the challenging member was required to pay for the drink. This tradition continued throughout the war and for many years after while surviving members of the squadron were still alive.

  

Coin Check Rules Of Engagement

When you accept this AMMO coin you agree to abide by the rules set forth below. You will be henceforth referred to as an AMMO troop regardless of your background

You will have your AMMO coin on your immediate person whenever in a group of AMMO troops. Definition : Group: one or more

If you are ever asked to produce your coin and you cannot you will buy a round of cheers for all AMMO troop present. If more than one AMMO troop is unable to produce a coin, each violator will buy a round, it will not be shared.

To challenge a fellow AMMO troop simply display your coin and state "coin check". If all present have their coins as required you must buy a courtesy round to show your appreciation for their compliance.

Never deface or abuse your coin or face the same penalty as imposed in rule 3 and 4 above.

Any rules interruptions/confusion will be settled by any available AMMO Chief.

Carry your coin proudly, it distinguishes you as a member of the elite Order of AMMO

 

"The AMMO Code"


This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be....The CODE:

1. AMMO TROOP  shall not rent the movie "Chocolat"

2. Under no circumstances may two AMMO TROOPS share an umbrella.

3. Any AMMO TROOP who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow AMMO TROOPS .

4. When you are queried by a AMMO TROOPS  wife, girlfriend, mother, father,priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts.  You are permitted to deny his very existence.

5. Unless an  AMMO TROOP  murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a AMMO TROOP  out of jail within 12 hours.

6. AMMO TROOP  may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to yell AMMO  . (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent)

7. If you've known a AMMO TROOP  for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever.

8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another AMMO TROOP  who's running late is 5 minutes. For a woman, AMMO TROOPS  are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

9. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a AMMO TROOPS  refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.

10. No AMMO TROOP  is ever required to buy a birthday present for another AMMO TROOP. In
fact, even remembering a AMMO TROOPS  birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay.

11. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe  for a  AMMO TROOP is good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your AMMO TROOP  pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.

12. Before dating a AMMO TROOPS  ex, you are required to ask his permission and he, in return is required to grant it.

13. Women who claim they love AMMO TROOPS must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of AMMO and the ability to build bombs while hung over.

14. If a AMMO TROOPS  zipper is down, that's his problem --- you didn't see nothin'.

15. The universal compensation for AMMO TROOPS  who help you move, is beer.

16. AMMO TROOPS girlfriend must bond with your AMMO buddy's girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them. You are not required to make nice with her gal pal's significant dick-heads --- low-level AMMO  bonding is all the law requires.

17. When stumbling upon other AMMO TROOPS  watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

18. When AMMO TROOPS  girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend up with your AMMO pal ,  may  give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your AMMO TROOP buddy and give him time prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.

19. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when a AMMO TROOP is lying on a tropical beach and fruity chick drink is delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free

20. Unless AMMO TROOP is in prison, never fight naked.

21. AMMO TROOPS  in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to take pictures.

22. If a AMMO TROOP  is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, AMMO TROOPS  must
jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this AMMO TROOP  needs is a good ass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy.

23.Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another AMMO TROOP  while weight lifting:  "Yeah, baby, push it!" "C'mon, give me one more! Harder!" "Another set and we can hit the showers." " Nice ass, are you a Sagittarius?"

24. AMMO TROOPS  never hesitate for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.

25. If you compliment a AMMO TROOP on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.

26. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a AMMO TROOP , except when she's withholding sex pending your response.

27. Never talk to a AMMO TROOP  in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing:  either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.

28.If a AMMO TROOP  is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.

29.Before allowing a drunken AMMO TROOP   to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If AMMO TROOP   is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye,and deliver a "FUCK OFF!" You are absolved of your of responsibility.

30.The morning after AMMO TROOP  and a babe who was formerly "just friends" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.